RICHARD ELDRED

PHOTOGRAPHER,
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TROUBLEMAKER...

HI! I'M RICHARD ELDRED.

WHEN I'M NOT BUSY MISUSING CAPS LOCK AND FALLING IN CREEKS I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER.

WHILE I HAVE NOT YET STARTED SELLING MY WORK, IF YOU THINK ANYTHING WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOUR WALL CONTACT ME FOR PRICING.

I'M ALSO A BITCHN' TELECOMMUNICATIONS AND NETWORK TECH. I CAN FIX YOUR SHIT REAL GOOD. AVAYA/NEC/CISCO/ETC.

Y'ALL CAN CONTACT ME AT: RELDRED@GMAIL.COM.

BUY SHIT OFF ME SO I CAN FULFIL MY DREAM OF QUITTING MY DAY JOB AND WANDERING THE COUNTRY LIKE A DIRTY VAGABOND. I SAW A SIX WHEELED LANDCRUISER TROOP CARRIER THE OTHER DAY AND I WANT ONE.

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Summertown, South Australia. Shot this evening. Sony NEX-7, SEL1855 kit lens, LEE Filters RF75 holder system, Singh Ray Gold’n’Blue Polariser, Singh Ray 3stop reverse ND grad filter, Singh Ray 2stop soft ND grad filter.

Copyright Richard Eldred, 2012.

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Charles Bukowski (via prometheusprophecy)

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The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence, facilitated by Katz. There, he posed a question to all of the men in the room: “Men, what things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?”

Not one man, including myself, could quickly answer the question. Finally, one man raised his hand and said, “Nothing.” Then Katz asked the women, “What things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?” Nearly all of the women in the room raised their hand. One by one, each woman testified:

“I don’t make eye contact with men when I walk down the street,” said one.
“I don’t put my drink down at parties,” said another.
“I use the buddy system when I go to parties.”
“I cross the street when I see a group of guys walking in my direction.”
“I use my keys as a potential weapon.”

The women went on for several minutes, until their side of the blackboard was completely filled with responses. The men’s side of the blackboard was blank. I was stunned. I had never heard a group of women say these things before. I thought about all of the women in my life — including my mother, sister and girlfriend — and realized that I had a lot to learn about gender.

Why I Am A Male Feminist (via sadisticallysweet)

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Lessons learnt in Post Process

When shooting by the ocean, clean the spray off of the front filter more often.

Slivers of sunlight peaking through, Morgans Beach, Cape Jervis. Copyright Richard Eldred 2012.

Gear used: Sony NEX-7, 18-55mm kit lens, LEE Filters RF75 holder, Cheap HOYA circular polariser, Singh Ray 2stop soft ND Grad.

Morgans Beach, Cape Jervis. Copyright Richard Eldred 2012.

Gear used: Sony NEX-7, 18-55mm kit lens, LEE Filters RF75 holder, Cheap HOYA circular polariser, Singh Ray 2stop soft ND Grad, Singh Ray 3stop Reverse ND Grad.

Quick HD test video from my NEX-7

Condensation on car window

Leaves and shit, Hahndorf, South Australia.

IT’S THE TRUE TASTE OF EVIL!

Reblogging BECAUSE SR71

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TEE MINUS $350 AND COUNTING

Sweet sweet NEX-7. So close I can nearly smell it.

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Ultra floss car theft technique supreme. Definitely going to use that on my volvo next time instead of wedging the door open.

ETA: 14 Days

If my estimates are correct, I’ll have my grubby mitts on my NEX-7 April 3rd. Fuck. Yes.

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